Brownie 01

“Oh, hey, Jack, um, your mom asked me to skim her pool with the net this afternoon in advance of her mixer tonight, so?”

“Hi, Brownie and I know, mom told me before she blazed up to the “Stop & Rob” convenience store. I mean, I’m done here. I just wanted a quick dip. Also, I don’t mind admitting that I was worried that you might pop over here in a bikini, so?”

“LOL, oh no, I’m a little too conversative for all that, but I like that you thought about me that way. Listen, let’s make a trade for a tie then, so?”

“Um, do I look stupid, Brownie?”

“Good, listen, Jack, do you sometimes just take a quick dip because you actually like the scent of the chlorine and maybe because of the way that it makes your hair crispy for a while then?”

“Well, SOB! How the hell did you figure that then? I mean, it’s not damaging my hair, right Brownie?”

“Well, the hair science people kind of overlook it because they think that most people shower off just afterwards, but it is chlorine, but it is a good look on you. You look great all crispy and even I enjoy it when the breeze carries the chlorine scent across our yards, so.”

“Ugh, and as for the trade back then, Brownie?”

“Oh, I mean, I’ll write that down as a “you owe me one” then.”

“Damn it! I knew it and I fell for it again!”

“Well, anyways, your mom didn’t say what type of gathering she was having tonight, but is it a mixer that you might attend then, Jack?”

[Oops, runs his hand through Jack’s hair to verify the chlorine crispy level]

“Oh, I mean, well, I mean I don’t know what the hell her and her friends celebrate all the time, but maybe I’ll do a quick drive by or something. Also, don’t run your hands through my hair in public, alright Brownie?”

“Which is something you didn’t need to say, Jack. I know exactly how secluded we are right now, so?”

“Oh, and let’s not say things like “secluded” either then, Brownie.”

“Sorry. I don’t get many opportunities to engage with a guy, so.”

“Ugh, another thing we shouldn’t say! Anyways, now I’m worried about leaving the chlorine in my hair and all, Brownie!”

[Brushes through his hair again]

“LOL, it’s fine, Jack, just dial it back to every other weekend or something.”

“Anyways, getting back track, I mean, mom pays you to skim the pool, right Brownie?”

“Oh yeah, your mom is very thoughtful. She’s bahçelievler escort also very forgiving with me, so?”

“Oh, geez, so switching tracks again, um.”

“And her friend’s only give me a hint of the side eye, so?”

“(Kill me, kill me now.) Alright Brownie, I’m done here and you should get to skimming the pool and none of this ever happened, right?”

[Sniff, sniff, ooh, fresh chlorine]

“I mean, I know that I’m not your type, Jack, but if you bend a little at the knees, I mean, I can help you with the rinsing out of your hair, so?”

“(I mean, there must be a gun in my swim trunks, right?) Thanks, Brownie, but I can handle things, so.”

“Alright, but I know what a boner is, just in case that’s why you’re not getting up from the chaise lounge chair, Jack, so?”

“OMFG, yet another thing we shouldn’t say!”

[A halfway exposed belly is meant to be touched, right?]

Oh, Jack caved in alright. I mean, the rinsing shower was right there next to changing hut and he was running short on time and hey, he could have pushed the issue a little harder, but he didn’t, LOL, Jack caved in!

[Oh, oh, finger massaging hair rinse, oh, oh, oh this never happened]

Anyways, hey, I’m Brownie or Brent Brown and it just worked out that I look pretty good in the other gender of clothing and that’s the way that worked for me. And to be clear, that was my first personal contact with a guy, LOL or literally anyone!

And chlorine filled swim trunks need to be rinsed and run through the wringer, right? I mean, no one ever said who has to remove said swimming board shorts, so.

“Brownie!”

“Oh, relax, Jack, I’m just going to wring out your board shorts in the wringer thingamabob.”

Well, I never seen one before other than mine and we were alone and LOL, secluded, so it was harmless, folks.

[Rinse, rinse, wring, roll, wring, roll, wring, roll]

[Turns around to hand a naked Jack back his rinsed-out board shorts and holy snap!]

“Alright Jack, I erase all past ties because I’ve over stepped my capabilities and I think that I have to leave you this way and by the way, your heartbeat seems to be elevated, so.”

[Boink. Boink. Boink.]

Well, snap times two! Or three!

[Boink. Boink. Boink.]

“Well, with the way you talk and with your actions, not to mention with your ataköy escort body, what did you expect then, Brownie?”

Duh, I expected to be face punched and sent on my way like so many other CDs on Chang, duh!

Also, huh then, I never thought about the chlorine scent lingering around downstairs, so.

[Ah, um, ooh]

“It’s alright, Brownie, just keep the suction and I’ll do the work.”

[Thrust, slam, slam, sink it, thrust, pump, pump, deep, deeper, slam, thrust, hump, pump, slam]

“Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, huff, puff, huff, ah, ah, ah.”

[Choke, slam, slam, sink it, thrust, pump, gag him, pump, way deep, deeper, slam, hump, pump, slam]

“Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, huff, puff, huff, ah, ah, ah.”

[Oh, go, go, go, blast off, blast off, drown him, blasting, squirting, blaster, squiring, ahh, ahh, ooh]

“Cough, gag, gag, cough, spit, spit, gulp, clear throat, clear mouth, gag, swallow.”

“Oh, wait a minute, Brownie, you know about cleaning things up then? Ooh, ah, yeah, you do.”

[Suck, slurp, drizzle, drizzle, lick around, slurp, suck, slurp, well then]

“[Cough] Well, there’s a lot of content on Chang and far be it from me to send you smelling like sex, Jack, so (cough), was that alright for my first time then (gag)? I mean, I wasn’t afraid, so?”

“Oh, that was fine, Brownie, not that anything ever happened, but ooh, I mean, there’s always a last drop or two, which I’m sure was covered on Chang, so?”

[Pucker plant, ooh, a good pucker plant, slurp, not so ewe, suck, oh, he’s getting sensitive then]

“I mean, Brownie, are we going any further next time then?”

“Put your board shorts back on, Jack [swallow] and that was like a year ahead of where I thought things might be, so?”

“Yeah, but Brownie, I mean, what if you catch me alone and I smell like chlorine then? I mean, that was it, right?”

‘Well.”

[Attack, attack, attack]

[Mwah, ummah, mwah, smooch, lip smack, lip lock, mwah, ah, rub, rub, mwah, ah oops, ahh, ahh]

“[Wipes mouth.] Damn it, Brownie!”

“Things are all tied up again, Jack. I should get to skimming then.”

[Mwah, ummah, mwah, smooch, lip smack, lip lock, mwah, ah, rub, rub, mwah, ah oops, ahh, ahh]

[Ooh, ooh, hands in back of shorts, hands down shorts!]

“Hmmm.”

“I put in the work, Jack.”

“All hail the work then, Brownie!”

{Oh şerifali escort no, deep dive, deep dive, surface, surface, surface]

“Woo-hoo, Jack? Brownie? Oh, there you two are, so how’s the pool skimming coming then? And Jack, I hope you’re not bothering my hired help, LOL.”

“I’m skimming deep, Mrs. Blackwater, skimming deep, tee, he.”

“And I’m just wringing out my board shorts, mom, just wring them out.”

“Well, wring them out inside of the changing hut then. Brownie’s eyes are still tender, so.”

“That’s me, Mrs. Blackwater, all tender and stuff, tee, he.”

“Alright then, boys, I have things to do inside, so.”

Well, I mean, I did it and it was over and it was pretty much as described on Chang, so, I mean, I did and it was over the afternoon sun still blazed strong. Also, it was over and I wasn’t crying, so.

“Oh, shoot, sorry boys, but I forgot that the old wringing tub has those funky and squeaky wheels, so I’ll pay you a little extra, Brownie if you help Jack crabwalk that damn old thing closer to the changing hut, so?

Or it wasn’t over.

[Squeak, screech, slide, crabwalk, squeal, screech, slide, squeal, crabwalk, whew, close enough]

“You’ve got to be kidding me, Jack?”

“I’m 22, so nope!”

“Ugh, I’m virgin, I’m dry and it won’t work!”

[Jack reaches for ewe, sun lotion, nope]

[Ugh, ow, ooh, oof, off, shave Jack, ow, oomph, ooh, gulp, ag, ag, ag, oh, ow, ow, hm, hm]

“Ahh, I mean, ahh, two for one, ahh.”

[Ah, gulp? Just once?]

“Ahh, listen Brownie, I’ll play fair, I wrecked your mouth, so have your kissing way with me, for a limited time, of course.”

Oh, something that he should say more often!

[Mwah, ummah, mwah, smooch, lip smack, lip lock, mwah, ah, rub, rub, mwah, ah oops, ahh, ahh]

“Ha, ah, air, Brownie.”

[Mwah, ummah, mwah, smooch, lip smack, lip lock, mwah, ah, rub, rub, mwah, ah oops, ahh, ahh]

“Oh, oh, wheeze.”

[Mwah, ummah, mwah, smooch, lip smack, lip lock, mwah, ah, rub, rub, mwah, ah oops, ahh, ahh]

“Ok, I give, I give, I owe you three!”

[Mwah, ummah, mwah, smooch, lip smack, lip lock, mwah, ah, rub, rub, mwah, ah oops, ahh, ahh]

“I should get to my skimming then, Jack, right?”

“I’m not gay because I like your body, Brownie.”

“I never said that you were, Jack, I mean, according to someone, nothing ever happened anyways, right?”

“[Huff, puff] I owe you four then.”

“You’re spent, Jack.”

“Five, I said that I owe five, Brownie.”

Well, I really didn’t know much, but I figured out pretty quickly that there is a way to leave them and there was a way to leave them! LOL, limp and spent!

End Brownie 01